All Hail the Hot Dog King

[Verse 1] He rolled up in a bun of plush, mustard streaked like a crown, Not a whisker twitched, not a single frown, While the golden retriever grinned in his cowboy hat, This pug eyed the ribbon like "obviously, that." [Chorus] All hail the Hot Dog King, condiment and crown, Stone-faced majesty, best dog in town, Relish on his hip, mustard on his chin, He didn't smile once — he just knew he'd win. [Verse 2] The laurel wreath gleamed, gold paw print shined bright, Other dogs barked but he stared straight ahead like a knight, Judges took one look at that serious hot dog gaze, And crowned him champion through the mustard haze. [Chorus] All hail the Hot Dog King, condiment and crown, Stone-faced majesty, best dog in town, Relish on his hip, mustard on his chin, He didn't smile once — he just knew he'd win. [Bridge] No tail wag, no bark, no goofy grin, Just quiet dignity wrapped in a bun of win. [Chorus] All hail the Hot Dog King, condiment and crown, Stone-faced majesty, best dog in town, Relish on his hip, mustard on his chin, He didn't smile once — he just knew he'd win. [Outro] So bow to the bun, bow to the blue, This hot dog king rules — and he loves you too.