King of a Box Too Small

[Verse 1] Cardboard throne on the kitchen tile, He rolled up small, now he's overflowin' in style, Four inches of box, four feet of flex, Gravity called, but he don't do requests. Orange fluff explodin' like a firework show, Ear tufts up, tellin' everybody "I told you so", Pink nose tilted toward the ceiling light, He measured that box and he won the fight. [Chorus] Too big for the box but he sits there anyway, Spillin' like a cloud, but the king's gonna stay, Whiskers out like he's droppin' the mic, Smug in a box that's way too tight. [Verse 2] Stainless steel witnessin' the whole ordeal, Cabinets whisperin' "how is that real?" Hallway sunlight tryna get a look, He posed for the moment like he wrote the book. Seams stretchin', cardboard cryin' "uncle", He don't budge, he just flexed another muscle, Tail hangin' off the edge like a victory flag, Boy thinks he's a lion, he's a seventeen-pound bag. [Chorus] Too big for the box but he sits there anyway, Spillin' like a cloud, but the king's gonna stay, Whiskers out like he's droppin' the mic, Smug in a box that's way too tight. [Bridge] Ain't about the box, it's about the crown, He don't shrink for nobody, he just takes up ground. [Chorus] Too big for the box but he sits there anyway, Spillin' like a cloud, but the king's gonna stay, Whiskers out like he's droppin' the mic, Smug in a box that's way too tight. [Outro] Go ahead and measure, science don't apply, That's my ridiculous king, and I love him till I die.