Menace of the Space Station

[Verse 1] There's a legend in a bubble helmet, floating past the console, Gray tabby menace with a mission all his own, Houston never cleared him for this kind of EVA, But he saw a glass of water and he had to seize the day. [Chorus] He's the terror of the station, paw cocked and ready, Zero-g don't stop him, he's still knocking stuff down steady, Water's floating sideways in a thousand little spheres, Captain Whiskers strikes again — run for cover, engineers. [Verse 2] The astronaut is grinning like she's seen this show before, "Not again," she's laughing as the droplets start to soar, Earth is spinning gorgeous through the little round window, But the real show's the chaos of a cat who won't say no. [Chorus] He's the terror of the station, paw cocked and ready, Zero-g don't stop him, he's still knocking stuff down steady, Water's floating sideways in a thousand little spheres, Captain Whiskers strikes again — run for cover, engineers. [Bridge] Three hundred miles above the world, no gravity, no shame, He brought his bad habits to space and made them his claim to fame. [Chorus] He's the terror of the station, paw cocked and ready, Zero-g don't stop him, he's still knocking stuff down steady, Water's floating sideways in a thousand little spheres, Captain Whiskers strikes again — run for cover, engineers. [Outro] So here's to the menace who broke the final frontier, Floating, swiping, adored — the chaos we hold dear.